Humorous
epub |eng | 2009-04-14 | Author:McCafferty, Megan [McCafferty, Megan]

Generated by ABC Amber LIT Converter, http://www.processtext.com/abclit.html "Still what?" "Keep in touch." "I see." [Cough.] "So. Uh. Yeah. Hope's ex-boyfriend—Christ, what's his name?—even introduced Hope to her new boyfriend, which ...
( Category: Humorous October 2,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2005-01-02 | Author:Caprice Crane [Crane, Caprice]

—Willy, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory “Okey dokey, Doggie Daddy.” —Alabama, True Romance Heaven This is so not cool. I just left Brady’s apartment after spending the entire day ...
( Category: Humor October 2,2014 )
epub |eng | 2011-05-03 | Author:Lancaster, Jen [Jen, Lancaster,]

“Hi, this is Mia MacNamara, and I got your number off of Angie’s List . . . . I understand you have twenty-four-hour service? . . . Super . . ...
( Category: Family Life October 2,2014 )
mobi |eng | 2008-01-01 | Author:John Grisham [Grisham, John]

Playing for Pizza Chapter 18 Rick and Sam waited like expectant fathers at the end of a hallway on the second floor of the hospital. It was 11:30 Sunday night, ...
( Category: Sports October 1,2014 )
mobi |eng | 2010-09-05 | Author:Douglas Adams [Adams, Douglas]

Chapter 20 "The purpose of having the sun go low in the evenings, in the summer, especially in parks," said the voice earnestly, "is to make girl's breasts bob up ...
( Category: Adventure October 1,2014 )
epub, mobi, azw3 |eng | 2011-05-05 | Author:Laurent Binet [Binet, Laurent]

139 La scène s’est peut-être passée dans le bureau lambrissé d’Heydrich. Heydrich s’affaire dans ses dossiers. On frappe à la porte. Un homme en uniforme entre, l’air affolé, un papier ...
( Category: Military October 1,2014 )
epub | | 2012-01-24 | Author:Benacquista, Tonino [Benacquista, Tonino]

Mon père est mort sans laisser d’adresse. Il n’en avait plus. Mon père est mort en héros, sur le champ de bataille, sous les balles d’un ennemi qu’il était bien ...
( Category: Humorous October 1,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2011-10-17 | Author:Sôseki Natsume [Natsume, Sôseki]

VII Le soir même, à la pension, je vidai les lieux. À peine rentré, je commençais d’emballer mes affaires quand la patronne s’inquiéta de ce que quelque chose m’eût déplu. ...
( Category: Japanese October 1,2014 )
epub |eng | 1980-06-05 | Author:Thomas Berger

"I wasn't," Ramona whispered. "I've got an allergy to some weeds around here, I guess. My eyes and nose are running." "Well," said Keese with a certain strain, "I'm sorry ...
( Category: Humorous September 30,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2011-09-14 | Author:Roald Dahl [Dahl, Roald]

fishermen won’t have nothing but lug worms. And of course there’s coloured maggots. Ordinary maggots are white, but you get them all sorts of different colours by feeding them special ...
( Category: Humorous September 29,2014 )
epub |eng | 2002-01-02 | Author:Zadie Smith [Smith, Zadie]

CHAPTER TEN Keter CROWN • Jimmy’s Antiques • Highballs with Lola-Lola • Conspiracy theories • The youth brand • Zen radio • Flying into nothing • Zen Casablanca • The ...
( Category: Humorous September 29,2014 )
epub, pdf |eng | 2010-03-02 | Author:Sam Lipsyte [Lipsyte, Sam]

Eighteen How sick and marvelous an age this was, wherein I could boot up my desktop with a couple of names or notions in mind--Todd Wilkes, William Moraley, indentured servitude, ...
( Category: Humorous September 29,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2008-12-31 | Author:Luis Alberto Urrea [Urrea, Luis Alberto]

He leads them through the hot streets, his pole over his right shoulder. Nobody looks at him. They have seen men with poles before. They have seen stranger things than ...
( Category: Cultural Heritage September 29,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2010-07-27 | Author:Moody, Rick [Moody, Rick]

At some point in midafternoon, he found himself in the men’s room, and he took the opportunity to despair about his thinning hair. He was a man of systemic reiterations. ...
( Category: Hard Science Fiction September 29,2014 )
epub |eng | 2010-11-09 | Author:Fannie Flagg [Flagg, Fannie]

AS THEY DROVE home, Maggie quietly opened Brenda’s purse and slipped Hazel’s lucky penny inside as a sort of private going-away present. When they pulled up to Maggie’s door, Brenda ...
( Category: Psychological September 29,2014 )